For those who want to make turkey the easy way...

This is how to make 'em:
1.Make rice crispie treats,
2.Roll them into balls.
3.Open a sandwich cookie,
4.Stick the ball to the cookie bottom with a dab of frosting,
5.Stick the cookie top to the back of the crispie ball with frosting
6.Place candy corn 'feathers' between the sandwich back and crispie ball with frosting
7.Place a candy corn on the front with yet another dab of frosting

Voila! Sweet turkeys!

And for good measure here are some good Thanksgiving jokes. Hee hee. Enjoy!

Q. What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q. What goes “gobble, gobble, ha-ha-ha, plop”?
A. A turkey laughing its head off.

Q. How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
A. One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!

Q. What do you get after eating way too much turkey and dressing?
A. Dessert, of course!